Tech consultants. You know them. You've met them. They're the people who, for $4,000 a day, will fly business class to your office, ask your interns what they do, repackage those answers into a 142-slide PowerPoint deck titled 'Synergizing Tomorrow,' and then bill you an additional $80,000 for the privilege of watching them say the word 'ecosystem' forty-six times in a single Tuesday.
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